So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize