I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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