So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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