'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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