Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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