I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA