We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome