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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga

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• (407): View more from Florida

  just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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• (310): View more from California

  ...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM

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• (512): View more from Texas

  In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.

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