i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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