were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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