no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Your cock deserves a montage
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.