What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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