I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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