Joe is yelling at the trees again.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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