these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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