That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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