Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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