the condom got lost in my hair
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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