Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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