i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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