I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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