I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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