I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I looked at my own cervix.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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