so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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