he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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