Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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