I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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