I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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