bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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