I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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