i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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