sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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