ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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