CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I could fuck to npr.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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