Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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