she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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