Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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