Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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