I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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