"it" just moved
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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