I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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