Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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