my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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