Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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