Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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