i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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