i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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