Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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