guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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