did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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