Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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