He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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