How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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