I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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