I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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