it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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