i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
people are starting to question the shark bite story
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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