she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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