I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Houston, we have a blender
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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