Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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